From About.com: Weird News:

Michelle Allen of Middletown, Ohio, is accused of urinating on a neighbor’s porch and chasing children while wearing this cow costume.

Police say she smelled of alcohol and was verbally abusive when they found her creating traffic problems along North Verity Parkway.

Y.E.T. is one of the many slogans often heard at 12 Step recovery meetings:

You’re
Eligible
Too

My sponsor says, “If you haven’t done it, you just haven’t done it yet. If you go back out drinking and drugging, you’re eligible for all sorts of insanity. All kinds of crazy things can happen.”

I wonder if that includes Drunk Mad Cow Disease?

Recovery Rocks!

Roxie